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Cee 445d
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Tyler Funke
 
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I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?
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Monica, why are you sad? You just have a Frisbee now. You have a brand new Frisbee. You didn't even have to buy this shit. You made it. I'd be fucking happy. I got a fucking free Frisbee!
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For real for real
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No ha ha because for real's
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Shift down
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This message you got a brand new friend me
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Let's be for real soon as he does that shit is gonna break in mid air
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For real like free frisbee I have it
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For real bro? Now you gotta free-frizz me. I'll be happy as fuck.
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La La La La La La you got a favorite is a Lele Lele for real for real for real Lily
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Bro if you keep something fucking retarded that's where the fuck I'm gonna come in your throat bro I'm a fucking cum in your throat make you choke on my semen bitch dumb ass bitch fucking playing me stupid ass Knigge so stupid ass bitch ass Siri
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hahahahahahah man you fucking foul, bro A frisbee is crazy.
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Gang the library you should definitely go to like the nearest art gallery and try to sell that bitch for like $500 but I bet you somebody about that shit
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Siege, do you have $500? I have this pizza that I burnt and I'm trying to sell it.
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Yeah I'm a lame not buying it off you because you just said it's pizza you're not supposed to let Negas know like you could say it's like a motherfucker rock from Mars and some shit bro they be creative with that shit
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Hey siege do you have $500 by chance I just took a trip to Mars actually and I found this rock and I'm trying to sell it
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Ho ho ho... no!
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That's what I'm trying to say, but he's trying to make a little joke out of it. Like that ***** can dead ass get like, at least $20 off that shit.
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Ohohoo... Yes.
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What is Weibo except you have to see it from a different planet Arizona shakers rock from Mars or like for an order some shit
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Do you know This shit on Facebook marketing for like a good $312 from Facebook mama tired I die don't doubt that
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So he dialer are you a heard that you have a black desk that you're trying to sell any chance that you want to sell it to me I would buy it for like $500 you say yes perfect I'll take it
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Now Tyler, I admire your culinary ability, but this is just downright horrendous. If I had this in front of me, I would take my own life rather than taking a ****. Thank you for your time.
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Nager why do you sound like that loud like Am I your time my blah like why Like a special Ed kid
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What is for the guy that you like with the foot you had a good game good good
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you know dare will that pizza look very tasty
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Now you know damn well that you do not look good it looks like if you eat it you get a type two diabetes or some infection they didn't know
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Why would you get diabetes from burnt pizza that doesn't even make any sense
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It's a joke Nager
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That's a stupid ass joke.
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You know damn well that should look mighty delicious tasty I can just feel the crunch
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Damn, why the hell are you so pressed about it?
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Yeah why are you digging
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Hey you got it but don't come to me when you sit in a hospital bed sick as fuck from that dusty crusty black as dark as pizza
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No one cares about your breakup bro. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, no one cares about your breakup, no one cares about your bitch. Smacker in a fucking face bro. Go get back with her. Yeah, fuck it, get obsessed bro. Yeah ruin your life
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One time I was making toasting a pizza rolls and I had a cat I had a name I looked down at them and I named them pizza snack because why not
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Deathly lame as shit I ever heard in my life bro like why would you even posted what did you even get a potions like nobody find it interesting nobody find a good buddy find a funny because of this lame it may be manhole lame it is
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You should have fucking named him Tostino! That would be such a cute name! And you shouldn't even taste Dino.
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You could've just need to cut those Stino Are you kidding me you suck at making names
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All I'm gonna say was I just got flabbergasted by your voice oh my god that you should try acting voice acting whoa
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Nice. Nice. Nice. That's a cute name. I named my cat... Oh no, I need my fish pizza.
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Oh, no, no, that can't groutate you, cuz what the f-
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Man I'm so sorry for what happened bro like that's real sad anyways have you heard of the fence or any pepperoni no got you
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DEEEEELL
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I've got a funny pizza story I give my bitch a piece of my dick and I have
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Hey, bro, save some for me
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Don't tell me we're good time bro do not tell me all the time
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