I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

How the fuck you're burning so goddamn hard as a fucking darker than my penis Knigge what the fuck bro no bro already asked and eat that shit bro bro these white people do not know how to cook bro

Nothing, Nothing. N-Nothing.

You don't even deserve like a funny story. How do you leave your pizza in the oven for that goddamn long?

Ain't that the media that killed the dinosaurs?

Looks like a burnt ball sack

So, you asked for a story about a pizza that I did. So one time I had a pizza in the oven and it like blew up my

Bro how you feel making a pizza that bad boy what the hell do you know mug yeah

No, because it's too fucking cheesy, bro.

I ain't got a story, but what the fuck is that?

What do you call an Italian pizza maker? or whatever their name is.