I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Yes sir!

For real man!? Shut up! managing the

I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm like no disrespect, homie, but how the fuck did you burn the pizza?

Not a pizza that is an even know what the fuck to college

So I was at target when I was like seven and I was eating my pizza and with me and my grandma and my brother who's eating pizza and then when I was gonna take another **** I dropped it on the floor and then I got laughed at

I think it's kind of undercooked I think you should leave it in for another hour

So on behalf of all people in general, you're not invited to the cookout. No. Negative.

The whole entire pizza filling the fucking floor my dog eat it later on that motherfucker took the fattest shit of his life I had to clean it up what the fuck

How about shut the fuck up if you don't have anything to post just say it.

So one time I got pizza and then the pizza started moving and I was like what the fuck and then like that's it