I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

The bro bro, instead of eating it, I would consider you shove it up your ass.

Don't burn your pizza

Honestly sometimes the best pizza is the worst pizza my mom used to buy these little frozen square pizzas that I put in the air fryer on some aluminum foil but the aluminum foil was strictly bottom and I just folded up like a sad little taco pizza

Damn, Bo. Not gonna lie to you, where the bo- why'd I look like me, Bo?

No, no it's not Theocalyptic I believe... The O It is Is Is Yeah

y'all know that one song that go, I left my piece in the oven that bitch burnt his foot? Yeah, he took that so real.

So basically I went to go buy some pizza I came back then I ate my I eat I got a cheese pizza I can make in my pizza while I'm eating my pizza I realize there's pork and I can't eat pork so I'm allergic so

I ordered dominoes and I forgot to change my number it's my new number so I was waiting and waiting for them to bring it and then I will they had to walk to the store at 11 o'clock

How do you like how did you not even smell it bro like weird