I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Who burnt my pizza no what

I am what do you think you're doing sir there's no swimming on the premises please leave immediately this is public property and you are not allowed to film I mean a private property you are not allowed to film OK have a nice

I was eating food and I dropped my fork looking at this shit. I could... I closed my eyes. I done closed my eyes. I can't look at that no more. I can't even imagine it. I don't... Ha... honest

Personally I wouldn't eat that I wouldn't do nothing with it but what I would do is crunch it up Make an Asmar with it and put it on YouTube and make some money to be broke

Yeah I'm not I want to talk song love you like me while I'm Turkish but I love my pizza in the oven it is bird is fuck it does exactly what is the difference Is giver

Say Nager let me get a slice

I stuck my dick in a pizza and a burned the foreskin off

SCREECH

You don't have to spend your fucking food on this fucking thing, you're a fucking pig. You have to eat it, it still depends on you, man.

The man wants to run away with my pizza order so the delivery man had to like you know chase after him so I got my pizza like an hour late.