I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Th recognizable

Oh god, it looks like a burnt crisp. Oh god.

One time I wanna go to get Peter Jose ordered and no we're not doing anything at the times I got there ask for sauce I was talking about the jalapeño sauce OK what song

Best please are not funny as fuck I bet you watching that shit everyone fucking pictures and all that shit bitch is not fucking 2018 no more

And I thought you should just kill yourself I'm not gonna fake I mean I don't want you to do something like a really nice guy but like bro but you burnt in your world man you can it's so easy to watch what were you doing video meet me man

Now how the hell did that happen Tyler?

Be honest with you you shouldn't be sad hear me out it looks like special metal so that millions I got you my brother

Did you did you burn your microwave with it too good Lord

Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it's too cheesy

One time I was taking out my pizza out of the oven and dropped it on the floor and my cat started eating it so eat my ass mixed