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I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?
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This reminds me of this one time I try to bake cookies but it absolutely failed and down it looked like a pizza very burnt pizza it was horrible it was my poor cookies they're salty they were boy
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Bro what the hell of it fix it like did you like water
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There is one time I was at work and I had to take pizzas out of the fucking oven and I have to get to them at the same time they both fell flat straight and like landed on me and I was so fucking pissed
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Not really that funny but I drop Peter on my dog three days later he die from cheese in his nose
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How is this guy verified? Isn't he a fucking pedophile?
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Bro that thing literally burnt like me that's just sad now you know what you just ruined my day now now I don't even wanna eat anything no more thank you man
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Bro, what the fuck? What? How do you fuck up pizza that bad? There's money.
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So, I'm *****. Just so I'm *****
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Okay, first of all, I apologize. I'm very, very deeply sorry for your burnt pizza. I have a story for you. It was April 1st and I had just gotten out of bed when I had realized
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Going to give you a letter to the phone never gonna run around and desert you never going to make you cry never gonna say goodbye I'm never gonna tell ally and her to
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