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So in most states it's the law that if a robber or someone's in your house you must call 911 before you take action so what are you doing if a robber comes in your house
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No I'm saying if you break your messy man anything online would like the way it is it is playing tell me Fu
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What would you do if it was a robber in your house first of all it when you get close into the front door and if they did I probably bet you he wouldn't make it out with the same
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So people are talking about people going to rip peoples ears off but what if I have a gun and just shoot you so personally I will try to get out my window and Rent-A-Car that one one because I'm not gonna get a shy person
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But what if he rapes me and I like... What happened just-
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Oh my god what if it what if it's like a a hunting Adaline type situation I don't know if you read that book but like he stocks you and you end up liking it oh my god he's such a love story
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We could literally become besties, like we don't have to fight because we fight each other with love!
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I mean to be honest like I wouldn't be against a guy stalking me and then breaking into my house and then like as long as he's hot and as long as he's over 630 I mean I'm fine with it like they come here
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OK I'm so sorry but I don't know what you're talking about like OK I was stocking you now you guys wanna make love Girl I want you to be so free right now and like think about what you're saying
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I'm so Joel is the fuck and I had someone beat your ass my big ass bro think I'm also gonna corner in the closet where did you to kill my ass fuck now
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If you come in my house your marriage can't save you I'm a tell you it's up I'm a fuck unit
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You throw baseball at them and you say, Awesome, bye!
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OK I don't participate so it's with the fact that you could like they mention me and isn't it like mentioned they gave me a notification is wild also yeah the baseball throw baseball baseball throwing machine just aimed at your front door remember that
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I have a bunch of booby traps in my house like I have on an anvil that can drop on someone's head I have like spike pits
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Where are you are not Jeffrey Dahmer
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I think you talking about home alone, bro
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You're not real name question you can't I know what the hell
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Yeah I thought you're gonna kill me if I can get your number
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Bitch you don't what was cute the stupid character you don't know what I look like
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Dead ass I'm pulling and drawls down and sucking their dick no cap
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Well what the fuck
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Bro, if you suck at all good and sloppy, give him that good ass sloppy toppy firehead, you know that fool's gonna leave. Happiest fuck, never bring him to your house again. You got the right mindset, bro. I respect that.
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