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So in most states it's the law that if a robber or someone's in your house you must call 911 before you take action so what are you doing if a robber comes in your house
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OK so if they end up in the house and I end up almost dying this one got the wrong wife has a deuce him and then I'm gonna have to pretend like I'm his slave and then I have to scape
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What the fuck? Nah, that sounds like a fantasy or a fetish you have. What the fuck? Nah, but it reminds me of this one episode on Family Guy where the intruder is broken to the house and Meg kept saying, oh, are you guys gonna do anything to me? today, fuck
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That's wild, but anyways, what's your address?
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Come show your body does fall far
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I have like three BB guns and they look very realistic they look like a real gun it will take someone a long time to realize that it's not real but if they do I'm gone
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Should not unless you daddy big boss
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Right...
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I'm sorry it's as if I can they was just hilarious that shit comes so offguard sis is coming so offguard
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You're fine. That was kind of the whole point of the avatar, the username and all that. And then the voice.
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She's perfect honestly I thought of doing that too I forgot this but nisi
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I know right? Honestly, I think you should.
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Oh I know right I guess I can change my person I'm gonna change my name and I don't know about that
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Okay, I'm gonna check it when you're done.
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Oh shit, I'm fucking scared. Now I'm out of this minute. Oh, shit.
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My heads better though less that's all Matt on top of that
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The new bad bunny die but you didn't do better with
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Vlogging, I'm gonna be the next Jaffy Dahmer.
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The number of that shit ever happens and you vlog and post that shit, I'm off again and subscribe to your shit.
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I mean a lot of y'all are quick to say that you're Russian and take another man's life I mean yet what are the expected at the same time is that people make the bad decision so you really gotta decide whether not like if your life's in danger
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No clue I feel like the adrenaline would make you like fight for your life by the same time is like is life really worth fighting for so I probably would just take the L
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Yeah, I guess that's true, but then, you know, once they rob from you, they know they can do it again. They can tell other people to come do it, and you just feel like a shame. I would fight back, to be honest. and especially if they don't have a weapon there's no harm.
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I'm gonna hide because God knows I cannot fight.
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This is the first real response I've heard. See this one I fucking believe.
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I have a metal pole in my closet I will be doing him or whoever they are to death I don't care
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Bro, I'm gonna call 911. I'm gonna say I'm so scared. I'm in fear for my life. And then I'm gonna be the shab, I'm with no repercussions.
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Damn acting on innocent and then you're gonna fuck him up
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Hell yeah man, that's the way to do it. That's how you get shit done.
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Facts, facts. It's probably what I would do too, you know, because it's the best way to get away with that.
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For sure I'm a protect myself and I'm a do it in a way that I'm not gonna get in trouble however I am also not gonna place the fact that he gets what he deserves or she I guess the robber in the heads up please cause I don't know me and I don't care about me
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