Okay, here's the deal. I've been a Californian my entire life, born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. Then I went to college in Northern California, up in Chico, closer to the Northern California border. Now I live down here in Southern California, where I've been for over 10 years. I love California. Don't get me wrong. But, um, I would like to get to a point in my life eventually where, like, I can afford to live. And, um, I'm a single person. I do not split my rent with anyone, so, um, hit me up if you want to be my sugar daddy too. This is a shout out, open call for that as well. But, um, shy of that, having to support myself. I want to fucking live somewhere where I can pay rent and then still have some extra money to survive. And, like, unless I make more money, that's just not really gonna happen here where I live. And I like my job, so I'm thinking about maybe moving. I can keep my job and move. So, I've thought about Portland, I've thought about different places of Oregon. I'm really kind of obsessed with, like, New Mexico for some reason. I think New Mexico would be really cool. I've never been there, but from what I know, there's, like, Albuquerque has this little kind of, um... Or maybe I'm thinking of Santa Fe has, like, a little artist colony. It's actually where George R.R. Martin lives, and he actually was one of the main investors in getting Meowgolf up and running. If anybody knows about Meowwulf or cares. I've also considered Washington. I think Seattle would be cool. I need to be somewhere progressive, basically, and hopefully not too rainy, but, you know, I've lived somewhere without rain for... I'm fucking rambling. Do you like where you live? Should I go there? Is this a boring-ass memo? Should I just take an online fucking quiz?