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A natural disaster because no way I'm a be sitting in my room in her tsunami what the fuck can I do I can't out run a fucking tsunami I'm a big ass bitch and bro so fucking tsunami bro I'm a take my return and go to sleep cause I cannot
But I think I think I'm to swim for smart Sunami come sleep I know Sunami will never happen where I live but if after it but if it ever happens I'm just swim
like irrational fears being abducted, rational fears, I have a phobia of mold, veins and any kind of monkey chimpanzees apes gorillas I there's they scare me
When monkeys go apeshit no one intended they are actually like low-key terrifying because people who own pets like pet monkeys and they go bananas like they get the shit kicked out of them no pun intended again
Because of how human like they are that really bothers me it's like an uncanny valley type thing you know what I mean and also ever since the story of that woman who got her face ripped off by a pet ape I can't fuck with that shit but can you really blame me
nah, cuz... um, I'm scared of monkeys because like, I liked the pungu and I said that they could like rape you So like that's why I was scared of it and I can't trust it now.
Y'all just ruined monkeys for me how do you feel cause like I wanted a pet that could understand me other than a dog don't get me wrong I love doggies like you
I think my biggest fear is being catfish because like that shit stupid as fuck like if you're getting catfish goddamn no no you're gonna go meet someone you're gonna literally go meet someone in the lake
like deep oceans where I can't see the ground or anything around me like I will literally have a heart attack and die. I'm not scared of heights or nothing it's just if I can't.