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Hezzy the Movie Slayer
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So I swear to God this is a 100% true story. Years ago I saw a guy on a dating app whose username was 9 1⁄2 inches. I could not fucking resist. So I messaged him and I said, hey, your profile name doesn't mean what you think it means. You need some more words in there nine half inches actually equals four point five inches he replied back no it really is nine and a half inches do you need me to get a ruler and see and I said no I am not telling you that your dick is not nine and a half inches I am telling you that nine half inches does not mean what you think it means my dick is nine and a half inches I'm telling you I can show you do you need me to show you? No. I am explaining to you that one half plus one half plus one half plus one half plus one half plus one half plus one half plus one half plus one half equals 4.5. And he did not get it. And I said again, I'm not telling you your dick isn't that size, okay? I'm just trying to say, So, okay, fine. An entire 24 hours passes. And then I swear to God, he slides into my DMs And he goes, hey, beautiful.
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Here doing gods work educating the dummies This is my maybe one of my favourites of your story I cannot believe you kept it away from us this long
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I have told this story many times. In fact, it's one of my first TikToks. I ain't keeping nothing from you guys. I put everything on the table and I'm just waiting for it to be appreciated.
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Honest to God, I still believe after all that explanation on my part that he... It went totally right over his head. He had no idea what the fuck I was talking about. The fact that he still tried to DM me the next day is proof of that. Dum dum
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No no CCCC you don't get it he did it was a pick up line you know he can easily pull if he sends down the picture duh
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How does that prove that the guy was not an idiot?
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Never said that he's just a desperate idiot
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