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Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?
Wait, wait, wait till you get to your destination, then eat the food. Damn, why are you even eating while you driving? driving and keep both hands on the wheel don't they say that *****?
OK that's good so I want to mom and I was fucking mama grandmother um let me eat it while driving in his car don't know why he's gonna drive now driving and ranches big hummingbird house thing and all the hummingbird flew out and him I was eating pickles yeah
Oh my god yes I was in the other passenger seat and my mom is hot as fuck I had a bowl of spaghetti and it was just absolutely immaculate and next thing I knew the spaghetti was all over my face
I wasn't eatingen but I was stroking the fuck out of my shit I had lotion cover in that motherfucker and I hit a deer right and that shit just about like fucking sliced my dick off