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Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?
I was eating this prostitute's pussy and I drove straight into a lamp post and the bitch went through the windscreen and died and obviously come round and he was like ummm what were you eating? like and I was like
Actually one time on I got hit like I got into thin a bit of somebody hit me and I was drinking milkshake and the straw cut inside my throat when I had to get stitches
First time I crashed with McDonald's and then fries went fucking everywhere dude everywhere Because we did like hella spins and shit and then the second time I had a forloco and my homies like hold your drink pulls the ebrake we go straight into a fucking ditch and I had to chug it