Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?

My mama crashed her car when she was training with a baby.

OK I'm just gonna tell you now why are we talking about car wrecks and eating at the same time come on now do better do better

I don't understand how you like crash when you're eating because like what are you eating like oh fire please what

So this was years ago but I was eating hot Chito fries with my mom wreck the car and like the paramedics were like what the hell is all over you it was like hot Chito fries like it was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened

I was eating a hot pocket and I was on my golf cart cause I can't drive yet

Fuck I let you see what happened was me and my sister It took my old car bitch. We were floating over. We really would have a fun I don't know what's this shit. And that's motherfuckin' thing. I know motherfuckin' drunk drive-hiddles. Drunk, you drunk bitch. really old

I haven't wrecked while eating but what time I wrecked while I was give them uncle handy Mandy right behind the fucking wheel and like kinda like swerved into traffic we were fine though he kinda broke his dick because like when we crashed my hand kind of bent it in half and like fucking broke he started working

OK I never got a question but some lady hit me out of four way and I was eating chicken Alfredo and the fucking pasta who is over my car

I had an autistic hippo going to because it was like it was just sitting in the street and like I couldn't stop ' cause I was listening to Anna Lee and you know like I had that I had that dog in me at the time so I was gonna do

When I got my first car wreck I was eating and I was actually eating fucking crazy so I couldn't see the road so that's why I wrecked