Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?

To be honest I was eating ass and he was that fucking impressed he was not I mean he was impressed because of how I was driving that shit but he was not impressed I mean yeah public nudity is no joke

I'll be triple tasking I'll be N smoke a blunt how to fuck are you crashing car

OK but like the worst foods and drinks to have in your car when you can do a car wreck would be some hot ass coffee and some hot ass food that was just made to like that she's gonna get all over you and like that's gonna hurt

All right, well, I don't know if this counts, but I was in the backseat eating Doritos And then I went to sleep and then next thing I know we wake up and there's a fucking car on top of the hood

Nah, dawg. I ain't never eating no goddamn food, bro. That's kind of crazy, bro. Pitting food over someone else's life's kind of... You do you, dog.

I was in the passenger seat. I was eating Jimmy John sandwiches and drinking lemonade and my mom was driving me and We crashed and I spilled the sandwich like onto my legs and the lemonade got all over me but I don't even remember feeling it.

What was all over your chest man? What you talking about?

For real bro? Just don't eat in the fucking car. It's as simple as that. Just don't eat in the fucking car bro. Or just park bro. It's not that hard. Just park. Just park. Like... Just... Flashlight incident Welcome back to絕對沒有 Which wishes your discord to cut out Hence we decided to start playing the��osters Like a wavescreen If the game memes get tired you weather Although the game doesn'tvey dialog But rather removed We lost people We lost people We lost people Did dear So you total lost your VR How would you do with these You have lost No

No, but I did almost crash while trying to get my water bottle that I dropped. Good job guys.

No I wrecked while parking my mom's car in CVS wedge test provide me like an entire story time cousins funny because I was checking my lipstick and more worried about with my lipstick look like in the mirror