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Alright, I was driving and I was thinking, have any of y'all ever wrecked while eating? And if you were eating, what were you eating? And what did the officer say to you when it was like all over your chest and stuff?
OK well this is happened a couple days ago I was eating Doritos and I happen to drop the bag as I was picking up the parts that I rented the car front of me and my car got totaled which is crazy wasn't going fast
No, I don't really give a fuck, but I wanna fucking blow my brains out. I don't wanna live. I fucking hate my life. I wanna put a fucking bullet through my skull right now.
I have no no not what I've been eating but better I fucking wrecked my ass for howdy when I was drunk I leave my friend house and I fucking went to the cornfield I totaled it
OK so boom girlfriend was on the dashboard booty on top of where I was eating and driving at the same time I hit a car she flew out the window and I'm lying like a motherfucker so I don't know what else to say
now if you're dumbass like really bro focus on your driving instead of eating bro like fuck is you thinking like like that shit is done like what like what I'm like driving while eating We're tied by donuts.