If you pick a taco want me to say about you wouldn't give a dirty little secret or wouldn't brag about what an amazing owner you are my boys are probably say I'm that bitch room

Feed me Seymour please feed me

My pet is a Chiweenie with a dachshund Chihuahua mix he will say that I'm a cool ass chick but he's probably pissed off because I didn't give him no pot roast last night so he might call me a bitch today

I don't know I mean the dogs are intelligent enough to speak let alone be able to observe my life and know what the fucks happening I don't know what she would say maybe positive may be negative or most likely they will give me a tree take me outside do you know

This is pretty fitting because I just got a pet a few days ago I got a puppy oh my so say what do I say no a lot and why I don't let him eat the grass or the flowers