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So I just got a dog recently and I was thinking to myself What would you rather be reincarnated as a dog or a cat? I mean, who's got the better life? I don't know. Amen.
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A cat broke cause I ain't gotta do shit I only get to do is be lazy imagine you're a dog you're a police dog now like bro I don't wanna work a job I'm a fucking dog bro so I'd way rather be a cat
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For real, and you don't even get paid or rewarded, you're working for free. I mean, at least they get to sniff drugs and shit, but still, that wouldn't be worth it.
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I'm God and if we die we get analyze what is your ceiling about hee hee
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You know what? You're speaking facts. You are speaking facts.
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You're a dog- you're a police dog now. This alone may be a thing cat was the better choice
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Grandbaby get your lazy ass on somewhere. Go play outside bitch
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Should I rather be a cat you get to be lazy you got some you can fuck your heart pie is a bitch and you got eight lives
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Live your own life and that you will have to worry about anything with Katsina
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I feel you I'll be a cat to cats they just billion around but dogs are kind of fun because they get to do stuff entertaining so I'll probably be a dog but I don't know maybe a cat may be a dog
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No, cause that is facts. I never thought about that. Wow.
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I do think cats are assholes, but I'm an asshole, so I'll be a cat.
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Double it and give it to someone else.
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What do you mean by that was a question the question stating do you want to be a cat or a dog
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Okay, Miss Fuckin' Know-It-All, keep it to yourself.
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Does that mean I get to be two dogs and two cats or a cat dog like Morph? That'd be sick.
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You double that shit, man, shit.
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Shhh, I fucking can't talk. Where the fuck?
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Move bitch ass up
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That's literally like that's the most NPC thing I've ever heard
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I would be a cat because I want to lick other pussies.
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Maybe since my mommy and daddy said it was gonna be okay, I can come over your house maybe you can lick my pussy
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Um... No. Uh uh uh.
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Oh
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Bitch how are you gonna watch that Puss instead of talk about apples
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I- In the god- I am a Hale! Are you talking about... You? E- A- E- E- A- B- A- What?
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Call Mont so much
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Well I rather be a dog because we literally just sniff everyone's of the bottles and fuck anything we say
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Who put that to you? I'm hard on that laugh. Cause that's so relatable. But the thing is, I'd rather be a dog. Cause I get the lovin's. buddy
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B put in the
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You can lick mine.
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I'm a be a cat and shit all over myself
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Real
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Yeah
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Dog dogs just seem genuinely happier than everything else. So I want to be a dog
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Oh, what a fuck you so bad right now.
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Only problem I see with this is if a dog keeps coming up and tries to sniff my ass.
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Just crazy because you want to fuck him I want to fuck you burn overnight seafood or let me fuck yeah duty booty oh
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I love talking to you duty please I stick my tongue in the loop go to hog the chips booty curtain has room which flavor
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I will go Friday
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I ain't gonna lie, I picked the cat so I could stay in pussy.
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I pick a wiener dog because you know how I like my wieners.
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I really don't like cats but I just feel like I don't know if I want to be OK I'm sorry actually it's it's just like I have to be a dog
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I think definitely a cat because like just think about it. Who has the energy to be a dog every single day? No.
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Facts, I'm too depressed every day to be that happy. I can be a dog. I'll have to be a cat.
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What the fuck? Hey, someone called the psych ward. We need a new patient. Not the same. I would do the same thing.
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Oh I would be a helicopter
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