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Who would you take on in a fight? Five third graders or ten first graders? So, seems like an easy choice, but here's the thing. The third graders, I feel like they're not all gonna be, you know, like powerhouses. You know, there's gonna be some slow ones. And then the ten first graders, they're just gonna come at you. You know, maybe you can defend yourself, you know, maybe you can grab something real quick, but I mean, it's all happening in the blink of an eye. I don't know. I take my chance with the first graders. I would. I mean, you just, you never know what the third grade, it's like a lottery, you know, you could get, you could get five slow ones, you could get, you know, five D1 athletes in the future, you know, it's a risk. So I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna stick to the first graders and maybe my speed can outrun them, you know what I mean?
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I choose and third graders because easy to assert dominance with them and they're all back down after do you know do what you Gotta do with that first one
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Give me the 10 first graders so I don't know about y'all but I'm definitely picking one up and using it to swing out the other ones
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I would pay some midgets to fuck you up you degenerate fucking asshole
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Either way at least four of them are getting raped
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I'm going 10 first graders because a couple of them like a winner over probably tickle him and win them over for sure because kids love me and then I could kick the other ones and a couple like a poly toss because I'll be late
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Gotta take the third graders all the way.
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I did another day and win in a fight so this is more about called you so give me a 101 graders I am just to say my heart recent of them all
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I don't think it's 5/3 graders because I feel like first and third graders are almost the same size but this question made me laugh out loud this is really fucking funny thank you
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As far as the graders, I will kick them all until I believe in.
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