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Who would you take on in a fight? Five third graders or ten first graders? So, seems like an easy choice, but here's the thing. The third graders, I feel like they're not all gonna be, you know, like powerhouses. You know, there's gonna be some slow ones. And then the ten first graders, they're just gonna come at you. You know, maybe you can defend yourself, you know, maybe you can grab something real quick, but I mean, it's all happening in the blink of an eye. I don't know. I take my chance with the first graders. I would. I mean, you just, you never know what the third grade, it's like a lottery, you know, you could get, you could get five slow ones, you could get, you know, five D1 athletes in the future, you know, it's a risk. So I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna stick to the first graders and maybe my speed can outrun them, you know what I mean?
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I'd rather go alone than first graders
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You can do it, Errin. I see you taking them on.
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Oh I like this one I like this one I would take the first graders 10 first graders because I feel like they're easier to manipulate
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Third graders I can't deal with that retard strength and also if I get through like five slow like I'm done I was got a retard stream so you know I gotta use that but you know I'm gonna takeoff first graders for real bro I'm not the spartan kick all them
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So the idea is like just blind, blind strength is going to take you down if you have five third graders, you know, they don't, they may not even know what they're doing. They may not even know how to, how to take you down, but they'll just take you down by, by sheer numbers. It's a statistic thing.
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I definitely take my chances with the first grader. Third graders can be kind of crazy.
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Everybody's definitely not underestimating the third graders, which I was not expecting. So I appreciate that, Joe Dana.
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I have a third grader and I have had to chaperoned a couple of field trips and let me just tell you some of them third graders are no joke and they definitely don't like listening especially if they're city kids
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Does it really matter they all go home with a size 10 1/2 foot print on a face bro is that simple
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I love the confidence today. Unstoppable, unstoppable, almost like LeBron James in the 2009 NBA Finals.
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Alright, you know that I was working in elementary. And I said first grade too. I said first grade two.
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Because in first grade, even though there's more of them, you know, ten first graders, They are more open to listening and wanting to do what they're supposed to do.
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They are still sweet, they still want to just be kind and all of this stuff. Like they are just way more attentive.
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But when you get to third grade, that's when it all starts to fall apart. Oh, that's when the attitudes come out, the defiance. They are getting into things. They're sneaking around.
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So even though you only have five third graders, oh, they've got a mind of their own. And you bet they are gonna get into some mischief and drive you nuts.
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So while your 10 first graders might have a lot of energy, they are going to be sweet. They're going to be kind, they're going to listen to you, they're going to look up to you, and they're gonna stay in one place.
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And those third graders? No. No, no, no, no, no. It's just... forget it. Forget it.
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Alright, Bixie, you're saying that the first graders are more influenceable. I like that. I like that. And who knows, the third graders probably are already recruiting everybody else in the school anyway as we speak, because they're that bad. I feel you.
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This is a crazy question. It's never an easy choice. like so much noise, so much responsibility.
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Probably 10 first graders because they're way less developed and like they don't even know how to fight for real but third graders I feel like would be way more ruthless.
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I'll be five third-graders because this is not really that big of a difference in age
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I'm so done first graders something like fucking footballs temperature eating for breakfast they're going to put the masters There's good
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