Alright listen, I need you guys to roast me as much as you can and I'm all up for it So say whatever you gotta say about me and my ball head today.

Oh damn how you like it just came out I cancer treatment I pulled my pants down with my left nut

I would say something, but it feel like you already thought of it with that big ass head.

Laura Mercier Morden got a cranium on a skeleton look at that shit Lauren hammers and that shit is this huge where is the hairline that is nonexistent and got some big ass ass big ass ass

My god that cranium!

Get the fuck out of here MegaMan

My boy, the length between your eyebrow and your hair line is the size of the fucking Grand Canyon. Holy shit, why is your forehead so big?

Primer, if y'all get your ugly ass outta here, bro, your head is shaved like a kiwi, it's shaped like a tumor, bro, and you're fucking 11 and balding already, bro. Get your ugly ass outta here.

Why the fuck your eyebrows look like pubes?

Your hairline is having a fucking fight with your eyebrows, about like a re-seeding his flow.

I don't think there is anything to race so you're actually perfect I just can't stop staring in your eyes I'm getting lost in them I need a map just to get out of them they're so shiny and beautiful