All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I shit my pants

I would honestly just say it's extra chocolate for even for the night it's like part two dessert

I got dessert you want some?

Oh that wasn't me that was a table on oh my phone is ringing 00 my house burn down oh OK I'm gonna have to leave I'll see you tomorrow

Do what you do is you offer them a slice

Yeah.

I'm sorry I just took a Dookie in my pants it's brown green purple shoe I don't even know his diary I don't need you to leave now I can buy goodbye I'm grabbing my purse and I'm leaving

Excuse me, um, I just shit my pants.

Honestly, you're gonna have to like spill your drink all over yourself Ask this other person to run to the bathroom to get some napkins and do the dash. I should just get the fuck out of there.

Oh my god, I just shit my pants. I'm really sorry. I gotta go