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All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.
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All you have to say is hey, I know you want to eat my ***, but you definitely don't want to eat it tonight
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Lmao
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girl if you don't shut the **** up
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I'm over here stroking my **** I got lotion on my **** I'm over here straight stroking my shit I'm horny as **** man I'm a freak for real **** you ***** ***** ***** Nager
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Why does ***** proceed to live like this is the funniest shit she's ever heard in her is her life but I ******* hate British people and then she feels the need to ******* upload and post this shit like this you have a ugly *** life no one is trying to hear that should I
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I love illusionist I'm nobody
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Good answer mate
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Yeah, ******* damn, you sound pretty ******* hot!
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You sound pretty lol need to call someone a ***** or something like this
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You sound pretty hot confronting someone that's calling another person a *****. Like, you feel real. through a sun kind of cube.
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Yeah bro she bet his ****
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I'm over here stroking my **** I got lotion on my **** stroking my shit Battle this app is so ******* stupid that I hate this app
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No ******* clue what I just listen to but it does delete Bevan
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You sound sexy baby girl.
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You sound like a ******* nonce
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You sound like you need to go to a ******* dentist.
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Play beg me to stay in bonus day and I just want to plate
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In the party he just wanna rob big ***** in the bus State club
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Fax I love you want to eat your wise
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Let me in your world, you know what a spy is, spy looking lonely, no boy that's why. Bye.
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Do you smell like a ******* ha ha ha ha villager build as
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How does it feel having your outfit stolen by zesty mega how does it feel
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Excuse me, miss, I've just gone down to share myself. May I be excused from the table? Oh, my lady.
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Czech
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Hahahaha Ah! Hahahaha
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through
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*****, not the pterodactyl.
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******* petty wise out here.
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****
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You are unfunny.
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Kick me out of school!
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He he
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Kill yourself.
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My God you sound like it happen you my God you good in fact I know you sound like the type of person that it would happen to my brother just means dinner is served guy online
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My guy say my guy one more time my guy my guy you ain't that guy, bud
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Man shut your goofy *** up my guy
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Only white people say my guy because I can't say the N-word like he's trying light ticket to say you're not funny Knigge you're not funny yesterday my God like who the **** even use that
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What the **** does this even mean, bro? Shut your ***** *** up.
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McGurty big veiny guacamole ready in the middle tried *****
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Knigge what
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My guy my guy my guy my brother my guy my guy
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Because why do you have a point there my guy
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Anthony I completely agree there are too many pussyfooted white people out there they're just too free to say the word Nager don't worry though I'm here to step up to the point Anthony I think you and your entire family are a bunch of disgusting subhuman Nager's I live in the inner city killers
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Don't you ever do that again. Get out. Get out and give me a phone. Get out and give me your phone right now.
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All you Gotta say is hey I'm ago because something just came out and it definitely wasn't my brother
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Simple life just simply walk past somebody and then stop and then look at the person that walk past me and be like oh my God I think that guy just put shit in my pants
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I'm pretty conflicted because I feel like that might actually work low-key.
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Honestly bro that's when you just get up oh sorry this phlegm in my throat that's when you get your *** up and walk the **** away just walk away it's over as **** it over
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How will like you like walk away with like ******* shit in your ***?
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You just hold it. I don't know.
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So this way do you look at her straight in the eyes like deep into her soul OK take a bite of your food give her the bill and tell her I just shit my pants
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Well, this is definitely just something I would say, but I'd be like, get used to it because I have Crohn's disease. It's a ******* norm. It's a very unfortunate. Hopefully you love me enough to stick around.