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All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.
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All you have to say is hey, I know you want to eat my ass, but you definitely don't want to eat it tonight
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Lmao
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girl if you don't shut the fuck up
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I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick I'm over here straight stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak for real Fuck you bitch bitch bitch Nager
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Why does bitch proceed to live like this is the funniest shit she's ever heard in her is her life but I fucking hate British people and then she feels the need to fucking upload and post this shit like this you have a ugly ass life no one is trying to hear that should I
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I love illusionist I'm nobody
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Good answer mate
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Yeah, fucking damn, you sound pretty fucking hot!
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You sound pretty lol need to call someone a bitch or something like this
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You sound pretty hot confronting someone that's calling another person a bitch. Like, you feel real. through a sun kind of cube.
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Yeah bro she bet his fuck
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I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick stroking my shit Battle this app is so fucking stupid that I hate this app
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No fucking clue what I just listen to but it does delete Bevan
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You sound sexy baby girl.
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You sound like a fucking nonce
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You sound like you need to go to a fucking dentist.
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Play beg me to stay in bonus day and I just want to plate
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In the party he just wanna rob big boobs in the bus State club
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Fax I love you want to eat your wise
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Let me in your world, you know what a spy is, spy looking lonely, no boy that's why. Bye.
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Do you smell like a goddamn ha ha ha ha villager build as
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How does it feel having your outfit stolen by zesty mega how does it feel
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Excuse me, miss, I've just gone down to share myself. May I be excused from the table? Oh, my lady.
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Czech
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Hahahaha Ah! Hahahaha
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through
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Bitch, not the pterodactyl.
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Fucking petty wise out here.
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Fuck
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You are unfunny.
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Kick me out of school!
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He he
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Kill yourself.
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My God you sound like it happen you my God you good in fact I know you sound like the type of person that it would happen to my brother just means dinner is served guy online
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My guy say my guy one more time my guy my guy you ain't that guy, bud
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Man shut your goofy ass up my guy
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Only white people say my guy because I can't say the N-word like he's trying light ticket to say you're not funny Knigge you're not funny yesterday my God like who the fuck even use that
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What the fuck does this even mean, bro? Shut your bitch ass up.
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McGurty big veiny guacamole ready in the middle tried pussy
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Knigge what
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My guy my guy my guy my brother my guy my guy
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Because why do you have a point there my guy
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Anthony I completely agree there are too many pussyfooted white people out there they're just too free to say the word Nager don't worry though I'm here to step up to the point Anthony I think you and your entire family are a bunch of disgusting subhuman Nager's I live in the inner city killers
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Don't you ever do that again. Get out. Get out and give me a phone. Get out and give me your phone right now.
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All you Gotta say is hey I'm ago because something just came out and it definitely wasn't my brother
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Simple life just simply walk past somebody and then stop and then look at the person that walk past me and be like oh my God I think that guy just put shit in my pants
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I'm pretty conflicted because I feel like that might actually work low-key.
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Honestly bro that's when you just get up oh sorry this phlegm in my throat that's when you get your ass up and walk the fuck away just walk away it's over as fuck it over
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How will like you like walk away with like fucking shit in your ass?
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You just hold it. I don't know.
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So this way do you look at her straight in the eyes like deep into her soul OK take a **** of your food give her the bill and tell her I just shit my pants
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Well, this is definitely just something I would say, but I'd be like, get used to it because I have Crohn's disease. It's a fucking norm. It's a very unfortunate. Hopefully you love me enough to stick around.
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I'd be like you care shaking your booty I am really For you babe I love you in limited staff bougie bougie
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Let me push you on. This is where you take your shit and they still hit dog. You apply that dominance because you're the man of the house and then you blame it on Frito because it was his fault. So, game is game.
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No, this one's really good. I'm not gonna lie. It's very smart
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You can take a shit on me Huge black people shit is this you got hood and nutrients
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