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I want to hear y'all's best, most risified, pick-up lines That you can that your brain can concoct
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Do you wanna know my ears need to have the intelligence the iContact the mindset the confidence
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I couldn't follow because I'm lacking.
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No lie, you kinda look like groceries. So I'm trying to bag you.
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Yeah, I know. It was pretty corny. But that's the best one I got.
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That was probably the best one I've heard yet.
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But like, can I bag you though? Like for real, for real.
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Woman, I would sit you down on my two middle fingers and spin you around like I'm a Harlem globe to order.
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Realistically imagining this is probably the funniest thing in the world.
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