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Yo what's up guys I got a little would you rather question for you guys today and that is would you rather have the powers of superman or Santa Claus
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I'm a say Santa so I can watch all these little kids sleep at night
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Whoa, boy, you better watch what you say, man. That sounded real pedo-ish. Talk about watching kids while they sleep. Mm-mm, better cut that out.
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Don't say it like that even though that's exactly how it goes but no don't say it like that no
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You what the fuck
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Hello what the fuck
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Ah hell nah ***** you a pedo
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nah nah nah nah
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What the fuck did I just hear bro? What the fuck was that shit bro?
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Man, what the fuck?
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Hey, what's wrong with that bro?
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Excuse me, what the fuck?
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You gotta be shitting me, bro. How can you compare Santa Claus to Superman?
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Come on bro, listen bro, Santa Claus know when you asleep, he know when you awake. He's omniscient bro, he know everything what you bout to do bro, come on bro.
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Nah real talk though, okay, if I have superman powers, what can it do to me? Huh?
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Man Superman fuck them kids
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I would not advise that, but you do you, buddy.
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I'd add the power of Santa Claus so I can give yo bitch whatever she wants and she'll leave yo dumbass *****. Fuck you, *****! WAP!
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Damn cousin my fuck bro
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All I'ma say is y'all sleeping on my man Santa Claus, that's super Santa Claus for him, go crazy
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I'm gonna be Santa because I can just pull up to your crib.
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The giggle gonna be a bitch ***** you a bitch ass ***** ***** fuck you talk I'm not going to nobody crib ***** you a bitch you're really a bitch you're really a bitch you're really a bitch
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Hey, that's a no-brainer, my dude. Superman, who doesn't want to go flying in space?
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I'm gonna say Santa Claus, because I'm just gonna keep all the gifts to myself.
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Exactly. Plus you could tell the elves, hey make me the bat suit and the bat car and a bunch of other bat related weapons and become Batman.
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I would definitely go for Santa Claus cause I love give presents to people as most importantly I will have hole hole hose
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I need both. Santa Claus because he can just pull out a 14 inch black dildo out of his ass.
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