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Quad Taylor 428d
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Riley Demi 427d
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Hey everyone, it is Emma here. So basically the craziest thing that happened this morning. So obviously I wake up, I put on my PJ, I take a shower, and then I put on my bikini and I go in the jacuzzi for a little bit. I have an outdoor jacuzzi by the way, so you know, I got up and looked around in my backyard and I'm seeing Sophie Beater. Sophie is so insane, she's literally the craziest bitch I've ever met. And then I see her with my ex-boyfriend, Brendan, and she knows I love him. Like, she literally knows. So I don't know why she was doing all that. And so I go and ask her, Sophie, what are you doing? You literally know we're gonna get back together next week anyway, cause he literally breaks up every two weeks anyway. But like, and she was like, what are you gonna do about little blonde, haired, blue-eyed girl? And I'm like, oh my god, like, I am not blonde, I am strawberry blonde and I've got brown highlights in my hair so don't you ever call me blonde again, I literally could not believe that you got me blonde and then um, after that, random it's like yeah, don't speak to Emma like that and then oh my gosh, I literally love him so much, like you literally split up with me guys like why is there no time to get married and have the little babies? But yeah, and then I told her go away with your weird orange tan, your little Trump-supported family, like I literally love that people. And then she was like, ergo shut up. And then I was like, you know what, do you want to fight? Cause you're moving really weird right now. And then she was like to me, okay let's fight. And then I was like, okay cool. When I get changed and I do my hair and do my makeup and I put on my hair and I put on some new clothes and I go shopping. and um, I'd do my fictan, then sure, we can go fight, but um, until then, see you later, Sophie. But yeah, what do you guys think? Should I beat her up or no?
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Um, bro, I don't even know what the story was. I just said no. just popped up randomly.
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I don't even know who you are but like yes I want to see that
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