This might be a little uncomfortable question but it's happened to me so it's him OK you're on a first date right it's super nice restaurant she's beautiful you're beautiful we're all beautiful OK you have to take a deuce a number two bad like a 10 minute dialer OK what are you what are you supposed to do you can't just go in there and let her mind wander like she can't start imagining what you're doing in there What are you do

Be like a baby girl your boy guy used to bathroom for me and I'm gonna be a little minute. So Yeah

It's unhealthy to hold your shit. I ain't doing that. If it's coming, it's coming and I'm going and it's going to be pinched off in a couple of fucking minutes. I'm telling him, yo, I'll be right back. If I take 10 minutes, I'm gonna text him, tell him, yo, my stomach's upset. I'll be on the same.

Hey, okay, that's a real shit you you you just gonna have to tell her like I gotta take a shit. I'll be right back

I mean that's a super uncomfortable situation but if you really vibe with her and you just make it be funny somehow then I think that you might be able to play it off but you definitely have to make it up to her the next time.

If you are not comfortable telling her that you want to like have the two number Then she's not the one Yeah

This is why it's very important to bring yourself your poop spoon. A special serrated spoon that can help get the job done and expedite the process of pooping. Like my Amex, I never leave home without it.

Come on, bro, you bitchin', bro. Like, I'm not even trying to come at you, but like, bro. Go take that shit, big bro. Like, fuck that bitch, bro. Go take your shit, cousin.

Would you do is go to Gracie so you want to go sit at a bunny not beautiful sideline of your buddy do I would go to go see any lights or bees on my tickets soon as we got newsletter you got to enter she leaves she leave

I think I might have to take that because if I don't take it, I'm just beating it the whole night. I'm not going to have a proper convo with her. It's not going to go well, so I think I'm going to take that risk and make sure and enjoy the rest of the night.

The way you said it bad as I'm taking a booty butt naked ass shit in the bathroom so what the fuck I look like whole Ness I'll give a fuck what you think and I got rid of shit leaving a hold of shit for some bitches you got shit on yourself Siri