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This might be a little uncomfortable question but it's happened to me so it's him OK you're on a first date right it's super nice restaurant she's beautiful you're beautiful we're all beautiful OK you have to take a deuce a number two bad like a 10 minute dialer OK what are you what are you supposed to do you can't just go in there and let her mind wander like she can't start imagining what you're doing in there What are you do
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Man, I'ma take that shit, bro. Like, she's just gonna have to understand. I think she would really appreciate how, like, straightforward and honest you are. Like, I would straight up tell her, look, I'm gonna take a long ass shit.
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Yeah no bro respectfully you must be like a great looking dude because I don't think all of us have the privilege people to say some like that and expect a second day that's crazy
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Bro you're not him OK they're not him he's him OK he's him he have the confidence you know it's OK buddy
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What was the point of your comment, Steve-O-Ludwig? You're not helping him, you're not giving him advice, you're just here to shit on him? You shut the fuck up.
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No you what the fuck you talk about do you got on his calendar for no reason such a dumb ass with you
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A lot of ****** don't do this but listen, if I ever go to do like a dookie, I'll just tell that bitch to come with me. She give me head, I'm shitting, we both having a good time, then we go back to eat steaks.
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Y'all are absolutely wilding That is crazy, I appreciate the game I might have to try that
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I'm gonna shit my pants and just vibe with her at the table.
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You tell her you have an international call and it's gonna take some time and ten minutes for number two it takes me fucking forty to take a shit and fucking scroll on my tic tacs
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Can't love me at my deuce. You can't love me at my deuce. I mean, I feel like anybody that writes you off for taking the deuce, it ain't gonna last anyway. But I feel like you can't tell her though. You just gotta say, I'm going to the bathroom. I would.
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Right? That's what I'm saying. Like, if it's such a big problem that you take 10 minutes in the bathroom, I mean, that person is clearly not for you.
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I'm gonna be like hi I'm gonna go to the bathroom take a long as Shay I better see that check paid when I come back and then I'm gonna clap them cheeks hi
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As a woman, you just excuse yourself, you go to the bathroom, you take whatever time you need, if she starts asking questions or texting you, where did you go, just make a joke.
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This bitch cut me off. Just make a joke about it. Make light of the situation. You don't have to say that you're pooping, but like, you know. Make a joke. Honestly, make a joke. If she takes it the wrong way, or she leaves you, or she has an attitude, fuck her.
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And also if she reacts badly to your joke, that's another another way to tell if she's right for you or not I mean, we all we all take shits. We all piss we all fart like come on now So if she's gonna have a problem with that, then she's gonna have to go to the bathroom.
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If she has a problem with that and she just can't like get over it then she's not the right person for you if she's clearly not mature enough. Cause we all do the same shit, we're all human. The book.
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Come on now boss mom, you and I both know angels don't fight. Who y'all trying to kill?
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I would definitely do what I gotta do and take that deuce.
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Yeah, I'm taking that shit. Gotta go. Brup-Blu.
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