A boy just commented on my men vs boy post, number one, calling me a stupid ass hoe, and number two, alleging that I have bought my followers. Now the mere allegation that I care enough about social media to buy followers is laughable. But also the suggestion that I have spare money to do something like that is also laughable. And just as an aside, lastly, the thought that I would have any fucking clue how to even do that, and that if I were to do it, I would do it for an app like Stereo, is insane. It's absolutely insane. There's a way to prove to me, little boy, that you're totally pressed. Like I really, like people think I'm joking when I say this, I know men think I'm joking. But I honest to God, just lay in bed at night smiling to myself at the mere thought that my existence, just me existing as a woman in this body saying the things that I say, pisses men off to such an extreme that I sleep soundly every fucking night.