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What's the craziest shit you ever did that nobody knows about
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In the fourth grade a kid brought a binders full worth of Pokémon cards and I took that shit when no one was looking and I saw a kid crying later on because I was like $200 worth of Pokémon cards I never regret any sex
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It's all in the fucking profile, lad.
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I commit rebellion.
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At one time I kicked my little brother really hard in the in the mouth and they're like I think one of his teeth fell out and he was bleeding so I rushed him to the hospital
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Person to the hospital they fix the machine and I just told my mom I told him that like if he wouldn't if he doesn't tell her mom that I did that to him I would buy him McDonald's for like a whole month or anything he wants and I did
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So we just said that we were playing soccer he fell down on the concrete and stuff so yeah
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And my mother still doesn't know to this day that I kicked them. I'm probably gonna tell her today, just like, you know, for jokes.
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So once I was on the Empire State building my kidding and I was like outside and I was skinny so I fit through the bars and like I don't know if I was gonna jump or just like looking down but I almost fell off and a guy rescued me like I was I was falling I'm not kidding
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One time I went to Wisconsin and I was skiing down the mountainside and this nine-year-old bumped into me because she didn't know how to ski and it sent me going a different direction and I couldn't stop and then I almost fell off the mountainside.
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My mom, she just kept skiing. She didn't even notice that I was grabbing onto a tree, like, trying to like, pull myself up. And it was like a vertical mountain, so I caught myself up eventually and I'm still alive.
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Bro I thought nobody would ever ask but is one time I got a bag of macaroni and I just fuck the shit out of it
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The craziest shit I ever did would have to be drunk driving And I regret it but yeah that's the craziest shit I've done
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but I broke into someone's house and stole someone's puppy, but the story is that, that, that, that, that, oh my god, I can't talk, he's that, that, that, they wouldn't feed the dogs and my friend fed them and then And we just took one of the puppies away.
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So basically back in like 2016 I was really bored and me and my friends made a lie that we saw a killer clown and our school went on fucking lockdown and I got interrogated yet Our school went on fucking lockdown and I got interrogated by the cops
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