So this memo is gonna weave all over the place just bear with me I was talking to my sister about the first season of love is blind where there's this couple That's ten years apart and I wouldn't date someone who's all about Jesus anyway. That's just not my thing but someone who has a fucking cross with Tattoos a tattoo of a cross on their fucking side of their chest With their parents initials and their siblings initials and blank space left for the kids they don't have yet at 24 years old. Barf! That is so fucking gross. You don't even have kids yet, dude, and you made a tattoo for them? That's weird. You're a fucking weirdo. And that led me, along this other path of thinking about this dude I dated in college, who had a friend named Taj, and I noticed one day he had this little desert island tattoo that looked really homemade, like a shitty home-done tattoo of like a palm tree on a little desert island that said Fiji and I asked my boyfriend what's Taj's Fiji tattoo all about and he goes oh he's never been to Fiji he and a few of his friends just really want to go to Fiji so they got the tattoo because they figured if they had a tattoo forever they'd have to go to Fiji and at this time the tattoo was like 10 years old He had gotten it like a decade ago and still had never been to Fiji. And every time I'm in a gas station and I see Fiji water, I think about it. Anyway, if you want to talk about love is blind, go ahead. But what I really want to know is tell me about the worst tattoos you've ever seen or gotten, but like in real life. They gotta be real life. Ah, no, fuck it. tell me your bad tattoo stories.