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Who's down to have a roast battle all right roast me and I'll roast you back whatever has the best roast will get five dollars ***** or cash out to them let's say after two days of this roast all right come on who's trying to roast I'm in a roasting mood bro in in in ladies Let's do this roast Robert Robert roasted up
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My goddamn my boy who fucking nose looks like a guardian airplane I gotta look like a fucking goddamn gorilla ***** bro literally I see fucking would like the white shit that you getting between your thumb and you're fucking like pointing finger I think I swear like I see like musty show on your lips with you
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White was ***** only if you knew home you only if you know what I stayed as your sting in Oxford home you search that shit up ***** I just on the map ***** I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say your what the fuck you trying to tell me G book you got it twisted Homie
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Hey G slide if you want bro I'll give you my whole Addy ***** just add me on I G my boy I'll let you I let you slide my boy if you want it like that ***** like you don't really know how it is an oxygen know a part of town I live in
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Please know I don't actually mean this but get out of your butt with your freaking mouth looking ass head for going to be nice to see you but you're looking ass in my face I miss you clean tomorrow Begin lay something and put some shit on your head out
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Damn dark as you know it's funny you you Rose like Bone Thugs-N-Harmony euros like the Migos euros like you run from the police you Rose like you got a hot fire in the ass and you really running you're funny you are funny this is what
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Ah fuck man, you kinda look like the guy who uh, says sorry when you um, trip on someone.
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That's funny lol I like the guys assertive OK I look like a bitch and a joke and I'm not a bitch but though I don't I just found that funny thank you for that
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How can I roast you? Your face already looks burned.
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I'm sorry, but that's probably the weakest shit I've heard anybody say.
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Damn I'm coming from a black woman that sucks and I'm just joking that was funny but OK OK that was that was like that I was in it I was like come on come on you got to get better that you must be a really nice person because I was that was a very nice rose that wasn't even a rose
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Hey before you get on my ass boy I had a poncho with the fur hoodie OK I am no type of foxy pimping out here in these days yarmulkes beautiful she is darkly you you look like a snitch out a whole ass who is for that
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I know you're not talking fat platypus that's funny I was near the ho ho ho but you look like Carlos not Santana why are you look like a zombie Carlos Santana they cannot play guitar why do you look like vomit I don't understand why your skin color is vomit makes no sense
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Yes, Dan has been going to roast you. You look like the bastard son of the Kimbe Matambo. Oh, yes, a nice favor. I'm dead innocent.
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You know it's funny it was really funny what do you like the best or son of every bastard dead that died why do you look like a rejected zombie from walking dead why do you have a bunch of stars run your hair like you got knocked the hell out that makes no sense Dan you're funny Dan
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If you get your crooked Katie looking hairline a bag with your dick looking to nose balls on your goddamn cheeks my if you're looking any mine long neck skin and chin Laguna
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Ha ha ha I actually laughed at your dumb I gave you five dollars I said that was pretty funny I don't know what to call you look like El Chapo's lost son you look like I want to be black Latino why are you a whole black man looking like one you know
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She is our little brother I just wanted to make you laugh but here I am a top is long lasting I'll be baking the fuck out the tacos now
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Ha ha ha that's a layered yeah by the gate as well that was brother yeah you don't have to show me the ***** Yates hit my DM hit my dear I'm a give you five dollars asked about the five dollars you're funny
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That's love brother I appreciate it I'm bout to send it to you right now
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So I will be announcing the winner of the five dollars tomorrow this is a very fun roast I thoroughly enjoyed it you guys are pretty funny some you just suck but it was fun and I will be announcing it tomorrow they tune
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