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I mean, you understand the play development, all the coaches, all the training that goes involved with American football. You know, soccer is just really a bunch of little fairy boys running around all day, kicking a ball, one-to-one scores.
From what I understand, with surfing, you have to learn how to be fake philosophical and really deep sounding. And then the whole thing, you gotta jump up on the board, there's sharks out there. You get scraped up on the coral, you're retarded.
It's ice hockey. That's the sport that has the best physique. Those guys can skate across the ice and back in less than like 10 seconds. They're fast and in quick in the best shape.