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Storytime book, I'm gonna get right into it. So I had to pee really really bad and I was at recess I'm in the first grade. I just got back from lunch. I had a milk drinking contest We could drink that milk the fastest and I drunk two milks. I won but I'm I go ask the teacher to let me go to the bathroom They say no, I cannot let you back into the building blah blah blah blah blah whatever the fuck Even though one of them could like they have five different teachers out there wouldn't matter if one teacher They just let me go to the bathroom, came and opened the door for me, but they said I couldn't go. But I go ask another teacher, she said the same thing, so I just had to hold it. So I'm pacing around, waiting on them to open the door. Finally, we get to go inside. I'm running to the door, I'm the first one at the door. Teachers walking, just laughing, talking about something. Ha ha ha, like, bitch, if you don't come over, I gotta pee, like, playing with my life right now. So she gets to the door, unlock it, I'll sprint down the hallway to my classroom, cause we had bathrooms in our classroom. Yeah, I don't know if that was just my school or if that was just my elementary school. But that's what I was born. As soon as I get to the bathroom door, my leg just start to feel wet, if you know what I mean. And my teacher gonna come in, my teacher gonna come in and ask me, did you make it? I just shoved the teacher out the way and walked to the nurse. And then they gave me some dusty ass joggers to wear And I was like, bruh, fuck this shit, bruh. Fuck, I was mad the rest of the day. And I always have a little bit of hate for all those teachers. And then the teacher that told me no the first one, my brother broke her nose with a walkie talkie. That's what he said, everyone.
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