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You dead boom dunzo you get reincarnated your whole entire soul and mind gets thrown into a hat which hat is it? I'm this one. I'm this little propeller, doohickey, spinny, funny thing. but what are you?
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I hear me out hear me out I want to be one of them top hats that magicians wear so like when they pull something out of it they shove the whole arm up my ass and imagine how good it will feel. Hear me out, okay? Hear me out!
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What is that supposed to hear you out what would you think of that but none are 100% for the creativity because like there's the first and I Gotta love the idea to be frank
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I got a lot of questions for you bro I got a real life worry about you bro You seem like you put a lot of time and effort into coming up with that answer bro so I said a lot about you
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I'm a bit silly which is even more concerning.
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Um, are you gay?
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Oh, no. No.
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THE WHOOP
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Are you so rude You're gay bro that's that that's a delinquent more offence bro notches you swing both ways that
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Do you have this predetermined? Like... Have you already thought about this in the past? Because no way in hell does someone just go, So, huh, yeah, this seems like a good response out of nowhere.
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I'm a little concerned. I'm a little concerned and that's it. That's the tweet.
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And this Knigge had the audacity to ask me to imagine that shit fuck you mean imagine putting his whole arm up yo what my Knigge yo bro do you need yo I'm sorry dog but I wish
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I think I'd be a beanie maybe a beanie with a brim on it oh no
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Bro are you pissing or some shit? What is that background noise?
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Are you being... what is that sound?
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***** is you pissing bro yo my ***** you couldn't wait
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Um, I don't want to be rude, but are you unditigly thinking of actual peace?
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My phone charge and think y'all can hit it
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Brew is taking an actual piss
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Let the man piss just let him piss in peace
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What are you talking about that is illegal
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Dude are you pissing right now? What the hell?
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That's some real ASMR on the background there.
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A cat because he's not gonna be lying
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I won't be a cap, that way I can stop lying.
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That was dumb as hell. Just delete the fucking app.
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I'm gonna fail. Shut the fuck up
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Nicelinear
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Yes it's time to delete that true
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I want to be a cowboy baby
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I wanna be a cowboy by
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Why do you kind of sound like Adam Sandler when you're saying that?
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I'm already lead hard
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What the fuck? Oh hell no, I'm sorry.
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Oh my god, Scooby, we talked about this from the last time. I said, if this happens again, I'm gonna have to euthanize you.
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Daphne, shut your bitch's ass up. You better like, stop or else I'm literally like honestly gonna take your phone. And Daphne, quit.
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I will do you every year ago eatery
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Such a pit-ass up Scooby. Just like how Daphne should shut up. Like y'all just shut up. Like honestly... Like the fuck? Good luck, friends.
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Yeah
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ME LITTLE FAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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A Yankee with no brim? Yes sir!
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Bro, I was hoping somebody would say that shit. I was waiting for somebody to say it.
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My boy, so you tell me you wouldn't want the Yankee hat with the whole wide room, bro I'm even I'm trying to show up in the Django
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K yourself.
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No Cuz literally bro kill your self
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Thank you with no brim. Oh
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Who the fuck gonna be a hat? You know what I've been thinking when I die like I I wanna, I wanna be a Santa Claus cause I, I've been living for like the past 14, 15, well actually I'm sp-
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You want to be a Santa Claus I wanna be a cat in the hat
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You want to be a cat in the heart? I want to be a goldfish.
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You wanna be a goldfish? I wanna be a fucking wasp.
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Mate, you want to be a goldfish? Nobody else so far, I can sleep on myself all day in it.
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I'm chipping my throat. I'm not gonna lie, that's crazy. Oh, golly.
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You want to be a goldfish? I want to be Jimmy Sauver.
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Bro you wanna be Jimmy server bro would be a fucking well like your mom
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Bro, you wanna be a whale? I want to be a bucket.
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Bro you want to be a bucket I want to be big for
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Bro you wanna be Bigfoot I wanna be a candle
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I don't know why we have to be hats and all but I'm a choose a beanie because people that wear beanies always getting high he might catch a buzz
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Honestly I will later so much but I wouldn't be as I will be a tiara because I'm a princess
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Oh my god, you were so smart. I didn't even think of that. That is smart as hell. You were so right for that. You were so right. You know what? That is so real.
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At on be a ass hat
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That's just so for you.
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I want to be fucking Michael Jackson. Rih?!
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sh'mon
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I hate knickers fuck Nager's Nager's fuck Nager's
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So fucking real bro fuck them Nager's
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Fuck them Nager's
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mhm mhm mhm
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I want to eat for the white folks these cars have white on the bottom of the feet. I'm a Obama ***** and I want to be pretty.
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I am in Alabama you wanna be for you here today and Lily sleepy I don't drink and I don't because I wanna ride on the back of the bus
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I hate white people, fuck white people, fuck them all.
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huuuhennisaa
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pfft
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Okay, but like same though.
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I wanna be that hot too so
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