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if you died and came back as a hat, what hat would it be?

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You dead boom dunzo you get reincarnated your whole entire soul and mind gets thrown into a hat which hat is it? I'm this one. I'm this little propeller, doohickey, spinny, funny thing. but what are you?
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I hear me out hear me out I want to be one of them top hats that magicians wear so like when they pull something out of it they shove the whole arm up my *** and imagine how good it will feel. Hear me out, okay? Hear me out!
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What is that supposed to hear you out what would you think of that but none are 100% for the creativity because like there's the first and I Gotta love the idea to be frank
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I got a lot of questions for you bro I got a real life worry about you bro You seem like you put a lot of time and effort into coming up with that answer bro so I said a lot about you
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I'm a bit silly which is even more concerning.
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Um, are you gay?
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Oh, no. No.
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THE WHOOP
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Are you so rude You're gay bro that's that that's a delinquent more offence bro notches you swing both ways that
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Do you have this predetermined? Like... Have you already thought about this in the past? Because no way in hell does someone just go, So, huh, yeah, this seems like a good response out of nowhere.
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I'm a little concerned. I'm a little concerned and that's it. That's the tweet.
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And this Knigge had the audacity to ask me to imagine that shit **** you mean imagine putting his whole arm up yo what my Knigge yo bro do you need yo I'm sorry dog but I wish
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I think I'd be a beanie maybe a beanie with a brim on it oh no
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Bro are you pissing or some shit? What is that background noise?
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Are you being... what is that sound?
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***** is you pissing bro yo my ***** you couldn't wait
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Um, I don't want to be rude, but are you unditigly thinking of actual peace?
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My phone charge and think y'all can hit it
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Brew is taking an actual ****
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Let the man **** just let him **** in peace
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What are you talking about that is illegal
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Dude are you pissing right now? What the hell?
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That's some real ASMR on the background there.
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A cat because he's not gonna be lying
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I won't be a cap, that way I can stop lying.
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That was dumb as hell. Just delete the ******* app.
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I'm gonna fail. Shut the **** up
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Nicelinear
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Yes it's time to delete that true
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I want to be a cowboy baby
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I wanna be a cowboy by
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Why do you kind of sound like Adam Sandler when you're saying that?
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I'm already lead hard
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What the ****? Oh hell no, I'm sorry.
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Oh my god, Scooby, we talked about this from the last time. I said, if this happens again, I'm gonna have to euthanize you.
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Daphne, shut your *****'s *** up. You better like, stop or else I'm literally like honestly gonna take your phone. And Daphne, quit.
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I will do you every year ago eatery
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Such a pit-*** up Scooby. Just like how Daphne should shut up. Like y'all just shut up. Like honestly... Like the ****? Good luck, friends.
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Yeah
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ME LITTLE FAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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A Yankee with no brim? Yes sir!
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Bro, I was hoping somebody would say that shit. I was waiting for somebody to say it.
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My boy, so you tell me you wouldn't want the Yankee hat with the whole wide room, bro I'm even I'm trying to show up in the Django
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K yourself.
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No Cuz literally bro kill your self
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Thank you with no brim. Oh
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Who the **** gonna be a hat? You know what I've been thinking when I die like I I wanna, I wanna be a Santa Claus cause I, I've been living for like the past 14, 15, well actually I'm sp-
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You want to be a Santa Claus I wanna be a cat in the hat
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You want to be a cat in the heart? I want to be a goldfish.
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You wanna be a goldfish? I wanna be a ******* wasp.
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Mate, you want to be a goldfish? Nobody else so far, I can sleep on myself all day in it.
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I'm chipping my throat. I'm not gonna lie, that's crazy. Oh, golly.
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You want to be a goldfish? I want to be Jimmy Sauver.