To mark this momentous week in which the by far top Republican candidate and former president of the United States is going to get arrested, Let's hear your best Donald Trump impression.

I am not good at doing an impression of this guy, but I am enjoying when other people do it. So anybody else, anybody out there wants to do this and you're good at it, do it. because I love listening to it.

So I'm going to jail and in very, very, very important people on both sides. No, I didn't do it, but I'm going to jail. I paid Stormy Daniels, but you know, it was the American thing to do. do, you know, I graduated with a busy, I paid for.

Fuck