Watch y'all mess pickup lines, but one rule, do not take pickup lines that's already used.

Get in my van.

Girl I'm a get your kids are you are are you all right have a good one tell him to fucking get a fucking stereo

Um, so there's this one. Are you a light switch because you turned me on?

Why are you asking for a pickup line, boy? You're like nine.

There's your quicker,疼び because I'm picking.

I don't know why my voice would sound like that. I went to the dentist and it put something nasty in my teeth. That's why it would sound like that. No! Stop calling me!

Y'all people bullying me for no reason. I went to the dentist, that's why my voice don't like that. I mean, it's my teeth. They horrible

Oh shit, I was about to say a fucking pillow butt. Are you Ronaldo? I know you don't want all the boobies to get messy

Date me you will!