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Watch y'all mess pickup lines, but one rule, do not take pickup lines that's already used.
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Beast that you sound like a fucking little ass K. Why you on my shit? Bitch I dragged the fuck out of you. Oh wait, I can't cause you baldheaded as fuck.
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My essential b**** is a beautiful goblin
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You don't even know how much I got and And that's why your daddy did.
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Girl, who hurt you today?
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Bro, what he do? What he do? I need to know this drama
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That's it
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Haha, LMA.
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Okay, a pickup line, right? Girl, I can't wait for you to get your kids off of stereo. Or you don't have kids, do you have a kid? Then you have to get your kid off the stairs, cause he's the one here talking about pickups on!
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Does that green beagua somebody not
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Thank you.
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When your dad dropped you off in school, the rest of the old died for littering. My nor is do, but do for do's love, do the bigger than a giraffe looking head high.
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Not even eating, oh it's sure you'll go.
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Bro why is everyone hating on this kid bro
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Stop booing me!
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No because everyone's like like banging on you so hard right now for no reason like what you do to them why are you got them self
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Like bro, I wasn't like hating on him. I was telling that like Granny Goblin to shut her bitch ass up cause she needs to go back to fucking Area 51.
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You did not. I am down.
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like if you think I'm talking to you it wasn't you know the her username is like Nina the chick but like as she was bullying the
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I was supposed to say him, Albert Stein. She was bullying him and then she caused a whole chaos of other people not bullying him. I was like, man.
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Yeah, thank you for saving me. Thank you for standing up for me. Because that old lady, she was talking to all our chiles, She a alien too.
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Are you an orange? Because cutie. lol
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Are you a backpack? because I love to pick you up and carry you around.
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Or take you around or you can change it up a little more freaky of with the Alexa stuff you come yo or open you up or I don't know it's
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Are you green eggs in here? Yeah, cause if you is, I'm trying to fry you up tonight.
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You do not sound old not even know what a pick-up line is to pick yourself up and grow grow before you even ask that question
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The reason of between your dad and you, nothing, your dad left.
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What? Dead Junk?
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I roast you so hard you started speaking a Thai loud down
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The last thing you did is roast me and let me tell you if I get roasting mate you're not thrown a fist drop your balls before he checked to me kid
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Listen you got a fucking race car fucking driver helmet on your fucking emoji are you even old enough to drive a fucking two wheel bike mate
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That's why you dropped a soap in jail. When somebody was clapping you up. They didn't even hurt any sound. All they heard was this. Nothing! You got a small d-
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Yo can you get touched by your uncle for V box man shut up
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Bro, I do not play Fortnite, you stupid head.
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No the fuck do you build beatbox is related to Fortnite if you don't please How did you know that V bucks in Fortnite
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meant to say use to play Fortnite
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Listen here you little shit you shut your little bitch ass mouth for I smack it. Think you tough? I'll body slam you. Pick you up. I'll swing you around like a lasso grab you by your foot. Whishoo whishoo whishoo whishoo whishoo whishoo and you're gonna be like All right, let's play. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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That's all your dad said when you said mommy I said daddy
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Albert I know you like have like this fucking two-year-old bitch are you trying to fuck with and you just saying this shit so you can get some easy ass pick up lines and then steal it so that you can try to back a girl but you getting no bitches but fucking respond I'm telling you
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