OK so the first thing everyone I'll see you when they first meet you if you do send them comedy is can you tell me a joke no dude I cannot tell you a joke in the middle of Rite Aid because that's not how stand-up comedy works if I did knock knock jokes maybe maybe I could bust out a joke but that is just if you know anything about stand-up comedy would never ask a comic that so I am like fucking wonder woman just like battling these people in the streets who want me to perform in the middle of a grocery store so please stop asking comics that

Lillian Olivia I don't know how to pronounce your name off of fuck it up tell me a joke right now I want to make me laugh

I got $30. Make me laugh.

This is it is annoying when you do first meet people and they find out you do stand up or they'll try and say Well, I'm funnier than you. I hate that too. It really shows how dumb they are because stand up is calculated you idiot.

You're still right and it's the only profession where people are put on the spot because it doesn't happen to musicians, it doesn't happen to actors, chefs, you know, somebody works at Subway, but you're not like, make me a foot long outside of subway, like bitch.

Pfft. Nobody asked.

I don't care. Tell me a joke still, okay?

This has never once happened.

If you're ain't getting that offended by people asking you that then I suggest you don't say that you're a stand up comic in inconvenient places

Why don't you just say that you're an entertainer and leave it at that? But also, can you tell us a joke since you're a comedian? Like, I want to laugh. Tell me a joke.

Absolutely, I can't stand it. No, I can't tell you a joke. Except for, hey, look in the mirror, that is a joke. Ha ha. But yeah, stand up comics do not do that and it's very calculated.