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Welcome to McDonald's how may I take it older my name is Laney and I'm going to assist you for today so what would you like
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Can I get a milkshake but hold the milk cause you know I don't like milk I'm lactose intolerant and can I get some french fries but I don't want them in french I want them in english And can you also give me a big Mac, but I don't want it big hold it big make it small
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What what do swings this one means
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So you want a shake, American fries, and a small mac. caught it.
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shut the fuck up bro that's just not funny
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I bought some cheeseburgers to eat I'm talking get your honey cummings on a beat You gotta put a lot of lettuce piece Because I like to have a lot of cream I remember eating outside with my whole team Now and then you gotta stay warm because of quarantine
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50 large waters please.
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OK I heard you wanted 1000 waters OK that will be one dollar
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I want 4 Big Macs, 1940 piece chicken nuggets, and I would like 12 liquor shots with your sprite.
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OK I'll be in $49 and I'm not gonna friend me you'll get a free McDonald Wi-Fi pass
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That's a lot of money. Uh. Lever it down to $2 and then we got a deal. And I could probably give you some of the strength for a little piece of change. You know what I mean baby girl?
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I would like two ice waters and one chicken nugget. Like, can you kick the African Americans in the back of the restaurant out of here? but they make me uncomfortable.
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Wait up. Hold a minute. Something ain't right.
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Sorry, we don't have those. We're out.
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I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4x4 animal style. Exchristingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease make it cry. Burn it and let it swim.
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I can give you a big mac. I don't want those kind of animals.
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Whopper.
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I only heard you wanted a weapon so I'm gonna give you number 10. Have a good day.
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I said a whopper
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Spicy Miss Crispy Chicken Sandwich, no pickles, extra spices sauce, make that a meal, large flies, largely cook noise. Thanks.
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Can I have a 20 piece chicken nugget with some pickles on the side somewhere and barbecue along which file with a large Coke cola him and sweet-and-sour sauce for the motherfucking phone
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Where the honey mustard part? Um, someone already bought the whole pack so... No.
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