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Mr. Monkey killed my entire fucking family, okay? He snuck into my house in the middle of the night, with a knife, no less, and murdered them in cold blood. Okay, Mr. Monkey is no joke. He's a complete asshole and a psychopath.
Well that just goes to show that Mr. Monkey isn't being completely honest with you on what kind of person- Or, sorry, what kind of monkey he is. Alright? a bad man.
How are you gonna talk about Mr. monkey like this and he wouldn't never do anything like that he's the sweetest most cutest monkey he would never I mean like never do that just lying on him
I'm not lying! Mr. Monkey is a fucking psychopath! A sociopath! A killer! A murderer! I'm not lying, I would never. I'm not that kind of person. I wouldn't just go about throwing allegations out really nilly.
Sure you don't sure you don't lie but you're lying because Mr. monkey would never do something like that he he's the best person in the world he's literally so smart like he's staring into your soul right now
Yeah, he's super smart. He knew how to get into my house without a key. He knew how to to grab a knife and insert it into my mother's heart? Yeah, he's a real smart monkey.
No I'm trying to say he would never I mean like never do anything like that if he doesn't like that he would tell me his best friend I've picked him up from the adoption center and I was like oh do you want a monkey and I said sure
Bro Mr. monkey looking at me all weird and shit bro yeah curious like curious George if you're curious like that go get a gun and see what the bullet does to your fucking brain Mr. monkey go kill yourself my boy