This is a crazy question to appear in my For You page. What happened to the good old How's your day going? No, we're asking Have you paid for sex? Come on now, what's next? What's your social security number? And have you ever gooned off to Emily Dunn?

Nah, hell no, bro, what kind of question is that?

Yeah, there's so many, like, really rhetorical questions out there. And questions that, like, what the hell does it matter anyway? So, like, why do they even ask them? But, yeah, like, I don't think anybody would really ever admit that they paid for sex, whether they did or not, anyway. So why even have the question asked?

Have you paid for sex? This question is, I don't even know. But nah, I have not paid. I don't know if anybody will pay, but nah.

My day hasn't started because it's 2.23 in the morning, October 10th.

No, I have not paid for sex. I don't need to pay anybody for sex.