oh Youngling, how we were once all like you and clueless to why women behave in such ways they're hard wired that way I mean they say they want this niceness and all that but realistically we're in an alpha beta system and women are beta as the men are alphas they need their men to be alpha so if they've got that simp guy they're like like, I'm kind of attracted to Alpha over there. You know, that's what it is.

Y'all thinking black and white, and it's kind of funny.