Just by existing, I made two real elderly women get so heated over. Oh my goodness. Like, I just couldn't even imagine having to go to the bathroom right next to someone with a, you know what? In the next stall over. Like, just say, number one, just say penis. Just say dick. Like, it's not that hard. And number two, you are two minutes away from going to a nursing home where a dude's gonna have to hold you over the toilet to help you pee. Deal with it.