You know something, young lady, and you keep it up. Keep it up, that's all I got to say. Keep it up, you and your gourmet metaphysical cooking. Keep it up, keep showing off, keep it up. You think you slick, don't you? You really think you slick? Trying to make people's mouth water left and right. You ain't right. You ain't right, you are just so not right, you chef tea. Let me start calling you chef teas from now on.

Your nickname is going to be Chef Tease. But, remember, you deserve this nickname. Don't you ever try to reject it either. Otherwise, you're going to find a more offensive nickname that you can laugh your butt off with. Anyway, hope you're having a good one. No more teasing! Good lord.