There's a zombie apocalypse. What three items you bring in on a road trip through the highway in a fucking zombie apocalypse? Talking like a week after the apocalypse started and that shit looks like The Walking Dead.

First thing is first, an item item that we have is your mom. Best thing. Second, the crossbow. Third, would be a med kit.

You know, I'm taking a big booty bitch. I'm fucking that bitch. I'm bringing a gun. I'm shooting myself but before I shoot myself I'm a fucking taking an RPG so I could blow up a shit ton of zombies

I'm good and see you suicide me know if my dog and a backpack

Shit, I'mma bring a fucking flamethrower. Damn. I'mma bring three flame doors.

First aid kit those filtered water bottle thingies and a knife or sword like the previous guy said

A very fine white woman. Oh dang, I'm stuffy nose. And that's it. Only one item.

Who is an M4 with extended clip two times score suppressed with a grip a Glock 19 suppressed Extendo clip and a fucking

first gun bazooka second gun smg any fast smg and one sniper

I'm getting a gun, a machete and some food. I'm gonna eat all my food and then I'm gonna kill myself cause I ain't surviving no zombie apocalypse

Weed rolling paper in the fucking later