There's a zombie apocalypse. What three items you bring in on a road trip through the highway in a fucking zombie apocalypse? Talking like a week after the apocalypse started and that shit looks like The Walking Dead.

My phone, a gun, and some Doritos.

okay okay okay okay I'm gonna bring your mom's ass I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring a gun. I'm gonna bring a whole bunch of dead bodies as bait.

A little known fact is bugs transmit diseases. So I'm taking three cans of bugs for it with me. See you soon guys!

Speaking of a zombie apocalypse, it is entirely possible to create one. If you find a way to reanimate the body, you keep it so the brain has limited intelligence and somehow give them an infection spread.

Apocalypse Hi Joe Flask. Oh, okay Interesting because I have one right here I'm breaking my mom cause she's crazy.

weird my phone and I'll light up I'll just go to the shop and rob some Rizzo roach

My katana collection I don't have one but it would be cool if I did my black air forces and a bunch of canned food

Definitely attack an RPG and probably like play like a chuck joke

Probably that laser mini gun from GTA oh and a armored Bugatti with a mini gun on top in the Cosmic brownies the things are good as hell

I'm a need to bring your mom and your sister and your aunt