I'm going to explain this in an easy and fast way. So basically, they're going to call each other on FaceTime. He's going to have his wee wee in the camera. She's going to have her vagina in the camera. He's going to start rejecting his wee wee. She's going to start masturbating. And yeah, it goes on. That's how it works. And it's unhealthy. That's not even real sex. I would never in my life do something like that. But yeah, that's how it works.

Um, I don't actually know. I guess it would be like, roleplay, eh, but like, on the, on the internet, like, you kinda say, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, that wouldnae work. Eh, nevermind.

So essentially you're saying mutual masturbation is unhealthy, which couples do together in real life. I don't know. It just, uh, I don't really get it. You know, it's just kind of like, you could say like, um, you've probably shouldn't waste years or a life if it's not going somewhere soon, but calling it unhealthy just to do that, that's a bit extreme.

Well, yeah, you're right. I shouldn't have said it was unhealthy. Like, it's unhealthy. I'd find it unhealthy if I was to do it. Because, like, I wouldn't do something like that. I wouldn't even have an online date. I wouldn't have an online date because, like, I would probably not meet that person a day in my life. So... I did go to a str...

I wouldn't say it's unhealthy. Like, I mean, I would say it's pretty healthy, because it's just being sexually active. In a different way, of course. But sex is a normal part of a relationship, whether it's e-sex or real sex. It's not unhealthy. Like, it's not like watching Kobe Smuts porn.

Right, so, the thing is, e-sexing, you kinda get pregnant, right, but if you actually do have sex with someone, you can get pregnant, right? So that's... So they're not really the same. And if you meet the person in real life, if, after you've e-sexed, whatever you call that, right, it's gonna be fucking awkward, ain't that?

Fucking strolling up to them, the next day. Alright Pam, what happened yesterday? Were we wanking to each other?

Yeah, it was amazing. Last night, we had sex. Oh my god. Yeah, um, what are you talking about? We didn't have sex. Sex is if you were in my bed. What?

Wow, bros actually wanting tips, pun intended, actually, now that I think about it.