Okay, these pro-Palestine rights need to stop. I'm afraid to leave my downtown apartment because in order to free Palestine, apparently people need to drink hard seltzer on my roof, knock over my basil plants, and steal my neighbor's barbecue. Anyway, this morning I woke up on Yonge Street with the parade blocking, you know, the busiest street in North America connected to the biggest commuter highway in North America. Screaming only one solution, and Canada will pay. I thought for a second a bunch of 4th Reich fighting men were looking to storm the Blundelstag to retain the Holy German Empire or something. Literally, the protesters have Nazi scriptwriters. But they do want revolution, and by Canada will pay they mean Trudeau will pay. What's the alternative though? What are they going to hire Yagmeet Singh out of the NDP? That guy is Sikh and like old school racist against Muslim Sikhs. He talks like he's never met one. Oh, you know, I meet them on the streets, these Muslims, these Muslim people, these people who believe in Islam. And if they go to school with their hijab they'll get shot! Yeah, he's never met a Muslim in his life. And if they go to Pierre Polievre of the Conservative Party, what is he going to do? He's going to go straight to Israel and be like, hey, do you guys get enough Moabs? Here's one. And I'm telling you, it's not the Moab from the Bible.

Fourth Reich fighting men? You're so silly, Sash. Those are in Israel. Yes, Sash. Those are in Israel.

I think they're in Ukraine right now.